Muthu..oh..Muthu

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
>Interviewer : What is your birth date?
>Muthu : 13th October
>Interviewer : Which year?
>Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
>Manager asked to Muthu at an interview....
>Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
>Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
>After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I
>look like a foreigner?
>Wife : No! Why?
>Muthu: In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's
        why
>Wif : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST
>One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthu whether any great man born in
>this village or not .. and
>
>Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .. "
>
MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
>Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut its one leg
 and
>told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.  Then he cut its second leg and
 told
>the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same.
 At

>last he cut its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't
>walk.
>Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four
>legs, it becomes deaf.
>Muthu become a saint!
>
MUTHU & DRIVER
>When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the
>driver adjusted mirror.
>
>Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife?  Sit back. I will
 drive.

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
>Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There
 he
>started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he
>doing. Muthu pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "
>
MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
>Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught
>fire and how will you escape ?
>Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. :)

>Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part ..
>On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
>Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" on her
>right chest ... and he did it !
>